Abstract
We present Oryzo-1, an open-weight 3D model of a cork coaster for rendering, simulation, and gloriously unnecessary research. Oryzo-1 faithfully reproduces key coaster behaviors - table protection, perfect circularity, and passive thermal moderation under everyday beverage conditions. Released in clean OBJ format with baseline results on our own WoodenBench (a standardized evaluation suite conducted on a single desk and very possibly rigged by us). Limitations include heavy dependency on gravity, mugs, and human deployment.
Acknowledgements
This website was single-shot espresso’d into existence by the creative team at Lusion.
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"Oryzo-1 A0B is the best model out there. Trust me bro."
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BibTeX
@misc{oryzo2026,
title = {Oryzo-1: Open-Weight Coaster Model},
author = {Lusion},
year = {2026},
howpublished = {OBJ release},
note = {A high-fidelity 3D model of a cork coaster. Code: coming soon.
}
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